I don’t even want to imagine what crossed your head when you read the title. But no, it’s not that.
I am going to my first tennis match tomorrow afternoon. I have been in small-ish matches and that, but this is kind of interesting match: David Nalbandian vs Carlos Moya! It’s an exhibition after all, but it’s exciting.
It’s going to be at the “Obelisco” (Obelisk entry at Wikipedia), I believe they’re going to cut the traffic and put up a court there? I have no idea, seriously.
This is going to be awesome. Plus, one of my favourite players is playing! Such an interesting experience.

Edited: I found this in Spanish about it in Clarin.Com